Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? That's the reason why I cant score in English
Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? How would I know when I'm not bald?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Invisible?
Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up? Sure why not? Now they have a reason to sue the policemen.
How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time? Havent you tasted sweet and sour fish before?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Obviously not, they aint dumb la.
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? Hell 2?
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