fuck a beetle.

tmd, just now I was happily bathing soon after I reached home. Coz after today's Guides activity, I was all sweaty over. Halfway through my long thorough bath while I was scrubbing my body... I felt something hard yet soft on my back. At first, I thought it was a sticky thing or whatever, like sticker/paper. So I got it off from my body and threw it onto the ground. I felt that something was amiss. PLEASE DONT TELL ME IT'S A BEETLE... OH PLEASEEEEEEEE.
Then I saw on the ground that thing was moving a lil. As you know, after removing my contact lenses I'm really said to be blind okays. 600 degree each eye is like WTF. So I couldn't really see. I could BEARLY see. Oh man, I hate beetles to the core. FUCKFUCKFUCK. The thought of it & the picture of it in my mind makes my whole brain go crazyyyyyyy really.
So at that point I was like oh what the fuck, am I really unlucky or what. It's just 5minutes more then I'll be out of the toilet alr, & it purposely choose to come at this time. & my toilet is like rather big compared to its size then it purposely wanna stick on my body? Oh Fuck. Being severely shortsighted, I could only panic. I'm SCARED okays, so I was not thinking of walking closer to take a closer look or what. Coz that'll be a bad idea if it suddenly flies or what. So I panic really. I hurried with trembling hands, trying hard to fix my contact lenses in. Fortunately, I was able to get my contact lens in; unfortunately, only my left eye.
Okay Now I was like VERY VERY SURE it's a beetle. 100% Sure. & out of a sudden I saw it stretching its wings out. Oh Fuck. SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...! Not as if I wanna make Mama worried or shocked or what. But i'm really scared okays. No Choice. After calming down a lil, I was thinking of using one of the pails to cover it while I can continue my bath. But no, I dont have the Courage. Gosh. Shit. Damn. Fuck.
I was totally staring & staring at it so focused. I wanna be alert in case it really fly. In my mind, I was fearing Just-So-Much. I was thinking that it might fly. Then how. Then oh no. Then gosh. Then I die. Coz it's blocking my way. It's in between me and the door. Shit. Then I started CRYINGGGGGGGGG. Oh man, I know it's like fucking shameful & like so shame-shame to write this out. But really. I was really crying, fearing & Cursing that damn Beetle at that time. I WANT IT DEAD!!!!
&Finally I couldnt stand it any longer. I cried EVEN harder, screamed EVEN louder. Then I shouted for Mama to come to my rescue. & Super luckily, just that day, I didnt lock my door. =X opps. & Mama entered. (Of course I was wrapped with towel alr lahhs.) [--> for MingEn's WEAK EYES to see PROPERLY. (:] Then Then she just calmly use a plastic bag catch the beetle & she left. O.O She catch as though I was creating trouble when it's NOTHING. =.="
SOBSOBSOB. I continued crying till end of bath. (: Then the moment I came out I laughed when I saw Mama. She looked at me with that 'Oh, shame on you' expression. =( She kept embarrassing me by asking If it's worth to cry coz of that Beetle. *shame sia* So I just kept shouting repeatedly "I HATE BEETLE, I HATE BEETLE, ..." so that my voice would overlap hers & (: (: (: (: I won. xP

& Till now, I STILL HATE BEETLE OF COURSE.
If I have a chance or a wish given to my by a Genie, I will want Beetles to extinct. E-X-T-I-N-C-T. !! Muahahahahahs. ;DDD


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